I think about this joke a lot.
when that one person you hate in your class speaks
Mean Girls [Mark Waters, 2004]
reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post
Sherlock, are you smiling?
oh my gOD HE’S SMILING THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
Yes. Yes, you do.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS THING.
lol gerard what are you doing
laugh or show any emotion while sick once and parents will think you’re well enough to go to school
"Yeah you got that right, Pete, the catfish out here are huge."